Oh god.
I'm old.
It's my birthday and I'm old.
And cranky.
And achy.
But my daughter loves me.
My husband loves me.
My cat loves me.
My family loves me.
My students like me.
My house is still here.
My car works.
My body still functions.
My health is okay.
My head. Well... it's getting there.
So Happy Birthday to me! Damnit.
Showing posts with label music makes the world go round. Show all posts
Showing posts with label music makes the world go round. Show all posts
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Thursday, July 22, 2010
OMG!
That friggin' Usher song. It's killing me. My 6 year old. She hears the lyrics and sings the songs now. I'm not ready for this.
Her favorite: "honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow...honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow"...WTF?
OMG?
She cracks up laughing when it comes on. And we do both giggle. I mean she is knowledgeable. She knows the dealio. She's hip. She's Happnin'. She's cool like that. But I'm a mom now. Am I supposed to allow this type of content on my car radio?
Am I supposed to be THAT mother that doesn't allow crap like that in my house? I fucking curse like a smelly pirate hooker. How can I not let it in? I'd be a hypocrite.
So, the "radio be poppin poppin low." I guess. Right?
I can't NOT let her listen. I can just simply and calmly explain it when she asks. Just like I did when she asked where babies come from, or what happens when you die? Or, I could let Usher teach her..
Now, someone. Please help. How do I explain what a "Disco Stick" is?
Her favorite: "honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow...honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow"...WTF?
OMG?
She cracks up laughing when it comes on. And we do both giggle. I mean she is knowledgeable. She knows the dealio. She's hip. She's Happnin'. She's cool like that. But I'm a mom now. Am I supposed to allow this type of content on my car radio?
Am I supposed to be THAT mother that doesn't allow crap like that in my house? I fucking curse like a smelly pirate hooker. How can I not let it in? I'd be a hypocrite.
So, the "radio be poppin poppin low." I guess. Right?
I can't NOT let her listen. I can just simply and calmly explain it when she asks. Just like I did when she asked where babies come from, or what happens when you die? Or, I could let Usher teach her..
Now, someone. Please help. How do I explain what a "Disco Stick" is?
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Fun Stuff
Hope you had a happy cinco. We had tacos and coronas last night to set the mood...I even made my very own guacamole! I rock.
I'm linking and copying and pasting...THAT'S how funny I think it is...Have a good laugh. I pee a little every time I read it.
Date: 2007-09-03, 12:17PM CDT
Tuxedo-colored Penguin found in the middle of Bell Grimes Lane. Gender unknown. Missing one wing/fin/flipper thingy. Does not fly, swims in circles. Not particularly outgoing, but cuddly and housebroken. Knows commands "sit" and "stay." I cannot keep; my cat wants to beat the stuffing out of it and complex does not allow large dogs, farm animals or exotic pets. Please contact me if it belongs with you, if you know who it belongs with, or if you would like to add this quiet, low-maintenance critter to your household.
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The Pro and I were looking online at this site...and found this ad.I'm linking and copying and pasting...THAT'S how funny I think it is...Have a good laugh. I pee a little every time I read it.
FOUND: Special-Needs Penguin
Date: 2007-09-03, 12:17PM CDT
Tuxedo-colored Penguin found in the middle of Bell Grimes Lane. Gender unknown. Missing one wing/fin/flipper thingy. Does not fly, swims in circles. Not particularly outgoing, but cuddly and housebroken. Knows commands "sit" and "stay." I cannot keep; my cat wants to beat the stuffing out of it and complex does not allow large dogs, farm animals or exotic pets. Please contact me if it belongs with you, if you know who it belongs with, or if you would like to add this quiet, low-maintenance critter to your household.
- Location: Nashville
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Hey, on a totally different note, did you know that you could download the new NIN album "The Slip" off their site...FOR FREE?!?!
Go now...it's fucking fantastic. Here's the link to the site.
Follow the directions, you'll enter your e-mail and they'll send you the actual link to download the album in all different formats. The have MP3 formats and torrent files...You need to download "Bit Torrent" in order to use those...I had no clue either, the Pro did it for me...My computer geek! Plus the site is quite user friendly with explanations of everything...
Gotta love it.
Go now...it's fucking fantastic. Here's the link to the site.
Follow the directions, you'll enter your e-mail and they'll send you the actual link to download the album in all different formats. The have MP3 formats and torrent files...You need to download "Bit Torrent" in order to use those...I had no clue either, the Pro did it for me...My computer geek! Plus the site is quite user friendly with explanations of everything...
Gotta love it.
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