At least 10 minutes.That's the approximate amount of time I waited behind "Mary" (Swear that's her real name) and her poor pussy whipped husband in the yogurt aisle. And they were planted there waaaay before I got there.
Poor PW'ed husband: "But Mary, they're all mixed up, I don't know where the sale yogurts are!"
All I wanted was to get in and get out with some yogurt. I don't ask for much.
Am I complaining? Over something as trivial as this? You bet your ass. I snapped them with my iPhone....stealth paparazzi. I love it.
I think I have seen Mary and her poor husband at my grocery too.....They only stand that long trying to make a decision right in front of the five inches of shelf that my product is on. It drives me crazy!:)
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha!!! WE all know who you are now you yogurt hogging hogs! I will follow you to different groceries stores and mix up the yogurts until you slowley go insane Que evil laughter
ReplyDeletei LOVE the idea of stealth paparazzi with the iphone.
ReplyDeleteTHAT is why I bought myself a camera phone...So when I tell people about stuff that happened while I was out, I've got back up.
ReplyDeleteLOL
I stopped at the store during my lunch hour for something. There was kind of a traffic jam of cars at one point, so I politely stopped, as did the 2nd lady so that lady #3 could manuever left -
ReplyDeleteDarn if a woman behind me just didn't push around me and park herself in the middle of the three of us - and stand there a complete obliviot(oblivious idiot) looking at something at the end of the aisle.
See and I am so careful to not be all rude and pushy at the store that I will wait and wait and wait and wait until I wait so long that *I* apologize to the person who made me wait...WTH...
ReplyDeleteCause and effect: Mary don’t get yogurt, the way Mary wants yogurt, hubby don’t get to brush the horse, the way hubby wants to brush the horse. Simple primordial thing. You happen to be standing behind and taking iPod pics of an age old mating ritual.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha!!! Don't you wish PWH had gone a litte "postal" and told her to find her own effing on-sale yogurt? THAT would be fun!!
ReplyDeleteI usually run into this problem at the Hallmark store. AAAACCKKK!!
I too seem to run into Mary and her pw husband. They're EVERYWHERE!
ReplyDeleteI love that you took their picture! That is just great!
You know you're a blogger when you're snapping pictures of people buying yogurt! Too funny! My BFF asked me recently, "Do you take your camera EVERYWHERE now?" You said it best...you bet your ass.
ReplyDeleteI think you need to start a feature of the week ... crazy women and their pw husbands! hehehe
ReplyDeleteI love that you're stealth pap.
ReplyDeleteHow on earth do you spend that much time looking for yogurt? It's yogurt for crying out loud.
takes me 2 minutes to get 2 weeks worth.
Yeesh.
I detest people who block my way and move slowly in the grocery store!
ReplyDeleteI want to get in....get out....and get on with my life!
I don't think you're asking too much at all! They should have at least moved out of your way long enough for you to get what you needed! Geez.
ReplyDeleteI love it too! It cracks me up that they have no clue that they are on a blog getting poked fun of. Isn't blogging grand?
ReplyDelete"stealth paparazzi" ... Ha!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's brilliant. I've long ago given up waiting on those people. I just stand behind them long enough to spy what I want, say "excuse me" and walk in front of them to get it.
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