Too much (clap,clap) time on my hands...

Playgroupie got me hooked. She introduced me to this site and now I can't stop.
Picnk, the new photo editing service...yeah, I'm addicted.

I've made some pretty damn beautiful edits of pictures of Fa using just the basic package, without paying a cent. Plus:

Previously, I took this series of photos...and now I did this:

What do you like to play with?

For the Love of All That is Holy...Why Oh Why? But so much fun to get on camera.

At least 10 minutes.

That's the approximate amount of time I waited behind "Mary" (Swear that's her real name) and her poor pussy whipped husband in the yogurt aisle. And they were planted there waaaay before I got there.

Poor PW'ed husband: "But Mary, they're all mixed up, I don't know where the sale yogurts are!"

All I wanted was to get in and get out with some yogurt. I don't ask for much.

Am I complaining? Over something as trivial as this? You bet your ass. I snapped them with my iPhone....stealth paparazzi. I love it.

What I love...

I've been taking inventory lately of things that have made me smile in the past few months...I decided that besides my husband and my daughter these are the things that do it for me, keep me happy and make my day. I want to share them with you. Maybe you'll find something new to make you smile.

Weezer

Mario

California Baby

My new phone

Classic Movies

New Movies

Hair Bands

Coffee

Food Shopping

The Beach

The Allstar Game

Vacations

The zoo

Strawberry Field

Toys

Makeup

Laughing

Reading

Big Stores

Furniture Stores

Flat Screens

Computer screens

Reality TV

and all of you.

Happy Thursday.

I just can't!

I know, I like to talk about how funny the dog is. But he really is an asshole. A major fucking asshole.

Look at his latest offense:
Wanna know what all that is? Look closer.

This isn't the first time he's done this...My couches are a mess...I live in a barn.

Fun Stuff

Hope you had a happy cinco. We had tacos and coronas last night to set the mood...I even made my very own guacamole! I rock.

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The Pro and I were looking online at this site...and found this ad.

I'm linking and copying and pasting...THAT'S how funny I think it is...Have a good laugh. I pee a little every time I read it.

FOUND: Special-Needs Penguin

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Date: 2007-09-03, 12:17PM CDT


Tuxedo-colored Penguin found in the middle of Bell Grimes Lane. Gender unknown. Missing one wing/fin/flipper thingy. Does not fly, swims in circles. Not particularly outgoing, but cuddly and housebroken. Knows commands "sit" and "stay." I cannot keep; my cat wants to beat the stuffing out of it and complex does not allow large dogs, farm animals or exotic pets. Please contact me if it belongs with you, if you know who it belongs with, or if you would like to add this quiet, low-maintenance critter to your household.

• Location: Nashville
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Hey, on a totally different note, did you know that you could download the new NIN album "The Slip" off their site...FOR FREE?!?!


Go now...it's fucking fantastic. Here's the link to the site.

Follow the directions, you'll enter your e-mail and they'll send you the actual link to download the album in all different formats. The have MP3 formats and torrent files...You need to download "Bit Torrent" in order to use those...I had no clue either, the Pro did it for me...My computer geek! Plus the site is quite user friendly with explanations of everything...

Gotta love it.

Tra La La (Oh! Dog part II)

Another video in the Poor Dog series...



We giggled so hard making this one. (you can hear us)

The song is by Gunther "The Ding Dong Song"...it makes me snort every time I hear it. I don't know if this dude is for real but he makes me laugh.

Don't worry, no animals were harmed during the making of this video...Actually, it's the other way 'round...He loves the "Boo Sha Sha"...(That's what we call the 'rubbing of the belly')

Oh dog!

Recently, Fa got a musical instrument kit. It contains a xylophone, castanets, a kazoo and a harmonica.

I know, what was I thinking?

Needless to say the dog is thrilled. T.H.R.I.LL.ED! I tell you.

In her quest to drive the dog bananas...Fa tried to "Charm" him into howling.

This clip is about 3 minutes longer with Fa tooting and him howling in his sleep on the couch...But I am strongly against posting Fa's image online, so you won't be seeing what might be the funniest part of the entire thing. My apologies.




And he still loves this kid to pieces...I won't be surprised if he hides the harmonica while we are out...

(I know you love the editing skillz...thank you.)