Fuck you allergies
You make me sick every year
What'd I do to you?
Tired of sneezing
Tearing eyes are now old news
Zyrtec = Sleep
I can't sleep all day
I have Spring things to do here
Ruined it again
Now you get my girl.
Poor thing is suffering bad!
You are evil, dude.
One day I'll get you!
I'll get you to leave us, good.
No, we won't miss you.
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Well done! We're surviving allergies, too. Hang in there. :)
ReplyDeletejust when the weather turns nice. hope they pass soon or you find something that works!!
ReplyDeleteugh, allergies suck :( Maybe that's why I keep getting headaches...? DOH!
ReplyDeleteNice ku, hope you feel better soon ;)
You tell 'em! I hate my allergies too!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!
Ahhhh~ choo!...Me too!:)
ReplyDeleteI'm suffering here in the south myself!
sorry to hear about your discomfort-great ku though. i am fortunate not to have allergies and thus far hubby and kids haven't any either.
ReplyDeleteno, not fa too!
ReplyDeletei'm sorry, hon. allergies suck.
Allergies are in full bloom around here too.. ugh. Great Haiku, I'll have to do this next Friday!
ReplyDeleteDamn allergies. I feel for ya. I used to have them really bad and then when I had my kids they went away. I will never understand it, but I am SO grateful!
ReplyDeleteExcellent haiku!
ReplyDeleteAllergies … so frustrating
for you and your girl ;--(
Actually I had awful allergies for a couple of decades and then they DID clear up (for the most part) … or I learned to make ‘adjustments’ to my lifestyle. I hope YOURS pass away too.
Mine are up this morning:
I Up and Did it Yesterday! at Sacred Ruminations and Baby Beagle Update at Small Reflections.
Hugs and blessings,
eeeps I feel your pain girl! Hope you both feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, you had me at the first line. That's awesome. I'm still giggling, even if I'm sorry you all are feeling so icky and while hoping you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteOh, I hear you. Son & I are both sick because the allergies triggered real illnesses...even tho we're both on Singulair & Allegra. It's been a miserable spring. Tough to keep the kiddo indoors when the weather is good, too.
ReplyDeleteBeautifully witten...
ReplyDeleteAS ALWAYS!!!!
I'm lucky I don't chronically suffer from allergies, but pollen and household dust still get the better of me sometimes. Oh boy. It's miserable.
ReplyDeleteEx-fucking-actly. I know this, of which you speak, my friend.
ReplyDeletewhy do you think my nostrils are so frickin' big?
but, i've never read of it so eloquently...never.
Everyone but me suffers from allergies here.....hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteI never suffered from allergies until I took an antidepressant. I swear it.
ReplyDeleteWhen I went off the Anti-'s - my allergies went away, too.
Very nice. I am right there with you. It never seems fair that the nicest time of year I always feel the worst.
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain. I'm currently on the most recent allergy medicine Astilyn, after having given up on Allegra, Singulair, Zyrtec, and (name your product here). It doesn't work either. I used to take shots when I lived in Tennessee and they worked beautifully. I would like to go back to those, but they inform me I would need to be tested again. And the Queen has them too. She developed a sinus infection from it. So did I for that matter. I'm beginning to think moving to Arizona would be good. Hope you both feel better soon!
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