I can't even TRY to change the subject.
She won't let me get away with this much longer.
Avoidance and plain talk doesn't fly with this kid.
She wants answers. Answers to questions that her little mind can't possiby compute.
Answers that will for sure cause a raucus in her innocent little mind and not translate very well to her preschool friends.
How do I explain how she was made?
How does "We wanted a baby and mommy and daddy made you" become not good enough for an almost 5 year old?
How do I explain that she's not adopted (where the hell does she learn this?) and that she is ours, made from us?
How do I explain why she was in my belly and how she got there and how she got out?
'Cause lemme tell ya, she ain't havin' the short version for much longer people.
It is way too soon for this, dear me.